Haiku! SWC #5-13
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cosmic_celeryOkay, I'm cheating slightly to make up for the days I've missed on my challenge. Lets say...three haiku equals a poem.
I enjoy haiku
it's short and easy to write.
Hey, suck that, challenge!
it's short and easy to write.
Hey, suck that, challenge!
"The Doctor's Daughter"
episode wasn't that good.
Will Moffat save us?
College edition
spiral bound notebooks (they're green)
are good for scribbles.
The comb is gross, it's
full of hair and the remains
look like small tribbles.
Master says: "Murder's good!"
The Doctor quite disagrees.
Lucy Agrees. Bang!
The Tablet is fun!
draw draw draw draw draw draw draw.
"Of course it's an icon!"
I like towels, don't you?
They are very useful, yes?
Signal the space ship!
I love you so much.
I could invent things for you...
like a guillotine.
Donna's wiles are saved
for when the Doc's not around.
"Oh, Martha, baby."
The Doctor can count
but, now, only up to ten.
It's a slight problem.
I have green converse,
kinda like the sixth Doctor's
...except they're converse.
Look, Curious George,
don't mess around with my shit.
It isn't for you.
The spherical moon
gazes down at all of us.
"I'm not made of cheese!"
There are some things, dear
that cannot be condensed down
into haiku form.
Cheese is made with mold
then is placed into a mold.
Isn't that clever?
--
Your wit bit at me
and would never let me go
until I fed it.
my heart sang to you
and would never let you go
until I bled it.
--
Alligator clips
are only for your hair-do
not the reptile's too.
The alarm clock rings
and another day begins!
thank god for the snooze.
Slytherin is sexy
or maybe I just like green.
Yeah, it's just the green.
The sun is not kind
when you're a vampire waitress
I can't work day shifts!
Tiny bikinis
are quite popular with men,
but not women.
The Doctor's daughter
wasn't quite loomed, but
I like to say looooooms.
Waistcoats are sexy
(especially satin backed)
hurrah for steampunk!
I have lots of books
but I haven't read them all.
I have lots of books.
I can't play guitar
but I can play piano
just not very well.
This is the last one
I suppose I've caught up now.
Haiku is useful!
episode wasn't that good.
Will Moffat save us?
College edition
spiral bound notebooks (they're green)
are good for scribbles.
The comb is gross, it's
full of hair and the remains
look like small tribbles.
Master says: "Murder's good!"
The Doctor quite disagrees.
Lucy Agrees. Bang!
The Tablet is fun!
draw draw draw draw draw draw draw.
"Of course it's an icon!"
I like towels, don't you?
They are very useful, yes?
Signal the space ship!
I love you so much.
I could invent things for you...
like a guillotine.
Donna's wiles are saved
for when the Doc's not around.
"Oh, Martha, baby."
The Doctor can count
but, now, only up to ten.
It's a slight problem.
I have green converse,
kinda like the sixth Doctor's
...except they're converse.
Look, Curious George,
don't mess around with my shit.
It isn't for you.
The spherical moon
gazes down at all of us.
"I'm not made of cheese!"
There are some things, dear
that cannot be condensed down
into haiku form.
Cheese is made with mold
then is placed into a mold.
Isn't that clever?
--
Your wit bit at me
and would never let me go
until I fed it.
my heart sang to you
and would never let you go
until I bled it.
--
Alligator clips
are only for your hair-do
not the reptile's too.
The alarm clock rings
and another day begins!
thank god for the snooze.
Slytherin is sexy
or maybe I just like green.
Yeah, it's just the green.
The sun is not kind
when you're a vampire waitress
I can't work day shifts!
Tiny bikinis
are quite popular with men,
but not women.
The Doctor's daughter
wasn't quite loomed, but
I like to say looooooms.
Waistcoats are sexy
(especially satin backed)
hurrah for steampunk!
I have lots of books
but I haven't read them all.
I have lots of books.
I can't play guitar
but I can play piano
just not very well.
This is the last one
I suppose I've caught up now.
Haiku is useful!
