OK, so my mother isn't the only source of crazy Who-Discussions. I think she has some difficulties with the fact that everytime I watch it another actor plays the Doctor.
(Who is that old man?
The Doctor.
I thought the young guy was the Doctor
No, that's Ian

I also liked the 'These are vampires, right?'
'Eww, no the third Doctor')

Can't help with crocheting...I haven't touched a crochet-hook since primary-school (I'm sure they bite...really)