You and I clearly have different definitions of sexy, but I don't think they're that far off. This may be the wrong forum to talk about this as a "problem."

Thoouugghhhh I may have, some years ago, decided against graduate school due to language requirements. (Art History, they tend to require two languages in your subject area.) I would have needed to learn French. And probably German. And definitely Italian. As if I'm not scatterbrained enough with a language and a half rattling around my head.