Dear OkCupid dude: Fuck off

[cosmic_celery]

Got this message yesterday in my inbox:

"...you should really get rid of that first picture. I mean, I'm glad I clicked on your profile despite the fact that it seems you went out of your way to make yourself ugly in that one. Which is impressive, because you're actually awesomely cute. And not blonde? But yes, the scarf is nice.

Anyway, enough rambling. Check my profile and message me back. Or not."

I'm going with "or not"

Silly face picture in question:

Comments

[sweet-panda.livejournal.com]

I say everyone makes an OkCupid profile and spams him with "Your ex-girlfriend says you need penis enlargement - is it really true?" Or put him on 4chan for the lolz.

*might be a bit vindictive sometimes*

[cosmic-celery.livejournal.com]

Hee.

I suspect he's trying out that pick-up technique where you insult and compliment at the same time. ie: "your nose is funny looking, but you're totally hot." Only he's running into a snag because that shit's ridiculously stupid in the first place. The "I'm a total asshole" vibe is pouring out of that message like fricken Niagara Falls.

Also, I'm not even on OKcupid for dates (and my profile says that), which adds a whole 'nother layer of lame.

[maypanic.livejournal.com]

Boys are stupid.

The end.

Also, that silly picture is ridiculously adorable.