Unicorn blood: the new alterna-fuel

[cosmic_celery]

Nospai: you got a job?
Nospai: i mean yob
Nospai: meng
Dibmonkey: nein, ich (y)obbe nicht. =(
Nospai: oh well you have school now
Nospai: i mean
Nospai: uh
Nospai: kinder garten
Dibmonkey: hah, not kindergarten. ah...uni? I think they use Uni as slang. I can't remember if that's Germa or ust British.
Dibmonkey: wow...typos to the max.
Nospai: i think it's slang in german, but for unicorn
Nospai: or, unicornen
Dibmonkey: unicorneren.
Nospai: unicornerenleibenschleibenloben
Nospai: is the full term i believe
Nospai: though there could be a few more syllables on the end
Dibmonkey: well, yeah, but that's hardly in common use anymore.
Nospai: a shame, really.
Nospai: i'd love to see what they'd tack into that in any attempts at dubbing
Dibmonkey: in German or English?
Nospai: english
Nospai: either they'd say 'unicorn' and proceed to flap their mouths for 5 minutes
Nospai: or they'd say something like 'unicorn which is very pretty and shiny and which i like very much yes i do'
Dibmonkey: 'unicorn, derived from uni, meaning one, and corn, meaning...corn. One-corn.'
Nospai: lmao
Nospai: when ground into a powder, it becomes white, and is useful like a unicorn horn
Nospai: i was totally going somewhere witht hat and unicorn blood but i lost my train of thought
Dibmonkey: recent discoveries suggest that the blood of the unicorn, or the "one-corn" can be used to fuel automobiles...
Nospai: but if you do your car will slowly become UNDEAD!!!