Haiku! SWC #5-13

[cosmic_celery]

Okay, I'm cheating slightly to make up for the days I've missed on my challenge. Lets say...three haiku equals a poem.

I enjoy haiku
it's short and easy to write.
Hey, suck that, challenge!

"The Doctor's Daughter"
episode wasn't that good.
Will Moffat save us?

College edition
spiral bound notebooks (they're green)
are good for scribbles.

The comb is gross, it's
full of hair and the remains
look like small tribbles.

Master says: "Murder's good!"
The Doctor quite disagrees.
Lucy Agrees. Bang!

The Tablet is fun!
draw draw draw draw draw draw draw.
"Of course it's an icon!"

I like towels, don't you?
They are very useful, yes?
Signal the space ship!

I love you so much.
I could invent things for you...
like a guillotine.

Donna's wiles are saved
for when the Doc's not around.
"Oh, Martha, baby."

The Doctor can count
but, now, only up to ten.
It's a slight problem.

I have green converse,
kinda like the sixth Doctor's
...except they're converse.

Look, Curious George,
don't mess around with my shit.
It isn't for you.

The spherical moon
gazes down at all of us.
"I'm not made of cheese!"

There are some things, dear
that cannot be condensed down
into haiku form.

Cheese is made with mold
then is placed into a mold.
Isn't that clever?
--
Your wit bit at me
and would never let me go
until I fed it.

my heart sang to you
and would never let you go
until I bled it.
--
Alligator clips
are only for your hair-do
not the reptile's too.

The alarm clock rings
and another day begins!
thank god for the snooze.

Slytherin is sexy
or maybe I just like green.
Yeah, it's just the green.

The sun is not kind
when you're a vampire waitress
I can't work day shifts!

Tiny bikinis
are quite popular with men,
but not women.

The Doctor's daughter
wasn't quite loomed, but
I like to say looooooms.

Waistcoats are sexy
(especially satin backed)
hurrah for steampunk!

I have lots of books
but I haven't read them all.
I have lots of books.

I can't play guitar
but I can play piano
just not very well.

This is the last one
I suppose I've caught up now.
Haiku is useful!

Comments

[sanestlunatic.livejournal.com]

Haiku are fun. :)

Random question, because I fail at keeping track of my characters' canon (seriously, I can never fucking remember anything about Tosh's family). Would Tosh know about Owen's fiancee that got alien!tumor'd? I suppose she might have found it in some TW records or something...but does she actually know about it in canon? I like pretending the last half of S2 doesn't actually exist (in case you hadn't noticed).

I need more Tosh icons, but I don't want to be horribly depressed by going through icon posts to find them. Grr.

[cosmic-celery.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not really paying attention to anything post-zombie-Owen, since my Owen isn't zombie-fied, but I do like the backstory bits...

Ah. I'm going to say that she doesn't know, since it seems to me that nobody (except Jack) knows all of the back stories (especially since Owen was one of the first recruits and he doesn't seem the type to go around saying "oh hai, remember my ded girlfriend? I iz sad."

That's not to say she couldn't find out. It might be in TW records, or, hell, Jack would probably tell her if she asked straight out.

How much would Owen know about Tosh coming in? I gather that he'd know most of it, since he'd be the one tending her wounds when she first joined...and she's probably told him bits of it. I dunno. You tell me.

[sanestlunatic.livejournal.com]

I think Tosh was pretty much the first recruit (with the possible exception of Suzie?) - she'd been there for five years, and I think Owen was there for...three? Since he started right around the same time as the first season of DW. Aaaah timelines.

I don't really know how much she'd be likely to tell anybody without being prompted, since...well, who wants to admit that they got locked up in faux!Guantanamo for stealing records from the government to save their mother?

[cosmic-celery.livejournal.com]

umm. gah. My timelines are a bit messed up in my head. Just checked Fragments and Tosh's says "five years ago" and Owen's says Four. Hm...so, lets just say that neither knows much about the recruitment of the other? I figured that Owen would know that she's in contact with her... mother? Oh man, It is her mother. I remembered it as her Grandmother. I fail at canon.